You know you have been watching too much Miami Vice when....


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6 hours ago, James said:

...When "Crockett's Theme" is your ringtone.

Mine was the "Miami Vice Theme", then I changed my phone & didn't have it., again. :(

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....everytime you enter your home or car you check it for bugs.

....you find yourself sitting at the dining table eating fruits and grapes - instead of a nice, juicy steak.

....you see Flamingos at the zoo, the Miami Vice theme plays in your head.

....you see a woman witrh cleavage those tom drums instantly  play in your head.

....you hear a song, rock or otherwise, you expect the pitch bending to kick in any second.

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This is a damn funny post and I read everyone of them! You all rock for knowing this stuff in detail as I do!

You might watch too much MV when you read 4 pages of posts about watching too much MV! :cool:

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... you bought a pair of flashy pink espadrilles, and then suddenly in the middle of the street you realise that that ultra flashy pink may have been a girl shoes color. since that day i've never put these shoes on again :). note that it could have fit for a gay or a transgender maybe, but the thing is that i'm not gay myself

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When you start making and shitposting your own Miami Vice memes.

 

Sorry, not sorry. 

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Forgive me everyone....for I have made a terrible Miami Vice meme. Heads up, if you get offended by it, that's too bad.

 

Here: 

My favorite part is the ending.

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vor 40 Minuten schrieb Assasinge:

Forgive me everyone....for I have made a terrible Miami Vice meme. Heads up, if you get offended by it, that's too bad.

 

eh... there are much worse Miami Vice memes on the Internet these days... :)

 

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1 minute ago, Daytona74 said:

 

eh... there are much worse Miami Vice memes on the Internet these days... :)

 

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:) 

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5 minutes ago, Daytona74 said:

 

eh... there are much worse Miami Vice memes on the Internet these days... :)

 

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2012 called. They want their meme back.

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2 minutes ago, Assasinge said:

It really is, lol

All the comments on that video saying "What movie is this?" 

Ugh.. peasants xD :)

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8 minutes ago, Detective_Crockett said:

All the comments on that video saying "What movie is this?" 

Ugh.. peasants xD :)

Yeah, I read them and one of the guys replied: "Hawaii 5-0" I laughed so hard.

 

But yeah, it's pretty sad...

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vor 42 Minuten schrieb Den Taylor:

Yeah funny. xD Would have been even funnier if they had used a Don Johnson song instead of the original PC tune. :D

Heeeeeaaaaaaartbeeeeeeeat.... I'm looking for a heaaaaaaaaaaaaa *BOOM* *BOOM* ......*silence*... :):):)

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On 01/08/2017 at 6:55 AM, Assasinge said:

Yeah, I read them and one of the guys replied: "Hawaii 5-0" I laughed so hard.

 

But yeah, it's pretty sad...

I replied Magnum PI to somebody. :)

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On 02/09/2017 at 8:00 PM, Gary1911A1 said:

For me it's using the term "Pal" when I address a man whose name I don't know.

I do that all the time xD it's a habit.

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Crockett can pull off the sarcastic Pal but when I try it, I get the evil eye and the "I'm not your pal/don't call me pal":)

Gotta try another catchphrase instead

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