agent 47 Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Just for the heck of it, I started this new thread, what are the films that you just hate, or cursed yourself for paying ten bucks to go see or rent or plop down twenty bucks for the DVD, or it was so stupid you want to puke your guts out, or you think it is the worst eyesore of all time and the director should be banished to Mars for, films that well... just plain suck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shill Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Rambo 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadrian Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 anything 4 :)except star wars!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodriguezisdead Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Love Season 5 Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Psycho '98Worst i've ever felt in a movie. It was like watching someone take a precious masterpiece, you've held dear for years, and them taking a giant football sized dump on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agent 47 Posted March 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 All the Saw movies ever made, they are sadistic bloodfests, it should be a crime to make this many! And The Texas Chainsaw Massacre:The Next Generation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadrian Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 All the Saw movies ever made' date=' they are sadistic bloodfests, it should be a crime to make this many! [/quote']LOL!! :) bravo!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted March 20, 2009 Administrators Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 I'd say the Hulk movie, the first one that was animated with the hulk as a very large CGI figure. It took forever to get the movie going and as I recall, it wasn't even David Banner it was Bruce Banner.The movie dragged on and on.I recall my brother brought the movie over one night to watch at my house. I kept asking him if he brought the plot along with the movie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lar Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Batman & Robin (1997) - Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse than Batman Forever! I didn't even see it in theaters back in the day (it was actually sold out! I think we saw Men In Black instead, if I remember correctly). Rather, I caught it this past summer on TNT during all the hype that is/was The Dark Knight. Terrible, terrible movie, a slap in the face to Batman.Are we allowed to be really honest? Because, I caught Star Wars: The Phantom Menace at a drive-in in '99, at the time I was a huge Star Wars nut, and even then there were points where I was "WTF?". Frankly, I think it was terrible. And the one that came after that was pretty bad, too. I didn't even bother with the final installment, supposedly it's better, though. As far as Star Wars goes, there's only the first three (as in the original three) films for me. Not trying to irk any SW fans, just IMO.1985's Day of the Dead was a total waste. What a huge letdown for someone who holds the '68 NotLD and the '78 Dawn of the Dead as two of the absolute best horror films ever.On a side note, I actually liked Rambo 4. I guess I'd rather watch a beefy Sylvester Stallone blow things up instead of Jar Jar Binks running a respected franchise right into the ground. Go figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 anything 4 :)except star wars!! STAR WARS episode 4 a new hope is the GREATEST film of all time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Weird Al's "UHF" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted March 20, 2009 Administrators Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 STAR WARS episode 4 a new hope is the GREATEST film of all time. I don't want to hijack this into a Star Wars thread, but I think Lucas had some pretty big shoes to fill when he had to fill in the gaps for the first three films to meet up with "A New Hope".Also, when "Star Wars A New Hope" came out, no one knew of the overwhelming success Darth Vader's character would have on the films. It was, in the beginning, your basic boy rescues girl fantasy movie in "A New Hope". No one, including Lucas, would have guessed where this would have taken off too. It was at that time impossible to foresee. It was because of Darth Vader's success as a character that the first three movies had to be created in such a way for viewers to understand this tragedy and how he became Darth Vader. I think that Darth Vader is the best villain of all time IMHO. I mean who among us today wouldn't want to be Darth Vader? I know that sleeping with a scuba tank all night would get old but that is insignificant next to the power to choke someone to death you don't like! :DOK, rant over, carry on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agent 47 Posted March 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 I also can't stand those stupid, fxxxin' parody mivies, like Scary Movie, the first was funny but way too pornographic for a comedy,the sequels were dirty vermin that should be banished to the incinerator at the local car crusher! I despise Date Movie, Epic Movie? Shoot me now!(note:I'm talking about the parodies, some date movies/chick flicks don't actually suck, EDTV for an example.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chum981 Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 "The Happening" with Mark Wahlberg.I saw it on a plane and wish I had chosen another movie. I kept watching it because I thought it might have a good ending, but there was effectively no ending.I would definitely not recommend it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Vercetti Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Mac and Me - horrific ET ripoff and feature length TV commercial. It was a prime MST3K target but they never did it for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Legba Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 "Crash", the 1996 version with James Spader. You could forgive the film being sick if it was actually good, but it isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shill Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Chrsitna Applegate is a hot chick but even she can't save this.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Vercetti Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 I wouldn't say Eraserhead is the worst movie I've ever seen but it's without a doubt the most mind numbingly boring. Lynch never talks about it. I don't blame him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadrian Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 probably no one will agree with me on this one, but the nick cage "gone in 60 seconds" is one of the worst films i've ever seen. the awesome cars got me through it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lar Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Mac and Me - horrific ET ripoff and feature length TV commercial. It was a prime MST3K target but they never did it for some reason.LOL yes! I forget, how does the alien regain strength, through McDonalds & Coke? It was something ridiculous like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinger390X Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Woody Allen's "Interiors"Oh, you say you never heard of it? ... That's why!It is one of the only movies I actually walked out of in the middle of vieweing. I was with a date too..............she never went out with me again either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Vercetti Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 LOL yes! I forget' date=' how does the alien regain strength, through McDonalds & Coke? It was something ridiculous like that.[/quote']Yeah. the hideous and creepy looking aliens guzzle Coke and Skittles for strength. And there's a big syncronized dance scene in a McDonalds with football players and ballet dancers!!! WTF?All hail the magical healing powers of Coca Cola. It can save people in crap rubber alien costumes from certain death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Calderon Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Miami Vice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23bw Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 "Beavis and Butthead" the movie. Can't believe I actually paid and watched this at the theater. What was I thinking back then?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina_Calabrese Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Holes, the movie. Can't believe I sat through it without killing my english teacher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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