HAPPY BIRTHDAY FREY!!!!


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Thanks Pandina! :D A panda goes into a pub. He orders a sandwich, eats it and then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons. "Why?" asks the confused surviving waiter amidst the carnage as the panda heads to the door. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "Well, I'm a panda" he says at the door,"Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and sure enough, finds an explanation.'Panda. Large black-and-white-bear-like mammal. Native to China.Eats,shoots and leaves.'

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Panda. Large black-and-white-bear-like mammal. Native to China.Eats,shoots and leaves.'

HEY! This one's for me, thanks Frey!It's funny... I can say it now that I had it explained to me! :)
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