cageyJG Posted December 13, 2012 Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 If the world really ends on December 21st' date=' will we disappear all together or divided by time zones?[/quote']Haha, I am going to go whereever the frisky armageddon locals hang out. Dive bar?Some guy in China is building these so he can survive:http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/121213025933-china-disaster-pod-horizontal-gallery.jpgHe can float away or withstand an explosion, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt5 Posted December 13, 2012 Report Share Posted December 13, 2012 How come my dog thinks that the garbage man is stealing our stuff? Racecar spelled backwards is racecaR. Where would you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left him... Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new video? Neither has he... What do you call a Amish guy with his hand in a horse's ass? A mechanic... What's the difference between a drunk and a alcoholic? The drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings... How do you make a cat go "woof"? Cover it with gasoline' date=' throw on a match...woof... What's the best thing about Alzheimer's disease? You can hide your own Easter eggs... Feel free to add...[/quote']Funny - thankyou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 what's second best about Alzheimer's disease? You meet new people every dayhow to make an idiot curious? i'll tell you tomorrow.What's the difference between God and a politician? God does not think that he is a politician! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandina Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/121213025933-china-disaster-pod-horizontal-gallery.jpgHe can float away or withstand an explosion, I guess.It's said that Bugarach, a small town in France, will survive the end of the world because of a magnetic field of alien nature coming from a nearby mountain.So forget the dive bar Cagey, Bugarach is the place to be!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cageyJG Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 O.k., that sounds good. I had to P.M. you about that because I'm not sure the driving directions from Italy to that place.If you're in N. America, east of the Mississippi river, everyone can come to my house. West of that, I guess you're screwed. Except if it's snowing where you live, go to Ferrariman's house, I don't want muddy footprints inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cageyJG Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 I noticed a young lady disembark her school bus dressed in punk rock attire today. "There is yet hope for the world," I thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cageyJG Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 David Bowie working on a new album, how about that. That's kinda big news.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturevideo/musicvideo/9787015/Watch-video-for-David-Bowies-new-single-Where-Are-We-Now.htmlWondering if it'd be more impressive to say, "The mysterious," or "The reclusive" David Bowie like everyone else does. Hm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cageyJG Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 Take a break and check out some cool neon from a recent photo contest:http://www.fark.com/comments/7579006/Theme-of-Farktography-Contest-No-405-Neon-2-Electric-Boogaloo-Details-rules-in-first-post-LGT-next-weeks-theme?cpp=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cageyJG Posted February 19, 2013 Report Share Posted February 19, 2013 Chef Lorena Garcia is selling a LIE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cageyJG Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Do backup batteries in AC plug-in alarm clocks keep the time for more than a second or two during a surge, and if so, for how long? Why even bother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cageyJG Posted February 18, 2014 Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 HEY EVERYONE, I JUST DID A MIAMI VICE SHOT http://www.twistedshotz.com/twistedshotz/miami-vice Yours, Cagey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny-Burnett Posted February 18, 2014 Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 HEY EVERYONE, I JUST DID A MIAMI VICE SHOT http://www.twistedshotz.com/twistedshotz/miami-vice Yours, Cagey Ha, cool. The site even tells you where you can buy these and a few are nearby.What do you mix in with the shot/pkg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cageyJG Posted February 19, 2014 Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 (edited) Ha, cool. The site even tells you where you can buy these and a few are nearby.What do you mix in with the shot/pkg? So the plastic shot glasses have a small partition that runs down the middle in the shape of a quarter-twist. On one side, there is some white creme de something or other, and on the other side, some red fruity something or other. Then you take the shot and the two flavors mix at the time. There's added novelty in making your own. Recipes... for popular two-ingredient shots? I usually don't mess with this stuff anymore, but these (the glasses) would've been great to have around in college. On what to mix with the shot: No need to really mix them with anything, I used it as a whistle-wetter while I was pouring myself a glass of Jack. (Victor will like that, haha.) Edited February 19, 2014 by cageyJG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Posted February 19, 2014 Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 I hear two good names:mine and Jack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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