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Very Vicey Christmas Carols

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As we all know Christmas carols are synonymous with the season and here at .WS we've left no stone unturned to bring you the classics that make the season so much fun with our 'Very Vicey Christmas Carols'. But if you're looking to find the traditional songs you won't find them here. Oh the songs bear the same names we've grown up with year after year, and carry the same tune, but we've added that MV twist to each of them to create a entirely new take on the holidays. So if you've been poking around a back alley in the dark (and that's no fun unless your Milton Glanz searching for a new artistic project to set on fire. Yikes! :eek:) come in out of the heat (it is Miami after all) and cool off by the A/C unit with these fun new versions of the old classics. Remember this is MV and we're going to show you a whole other world of caroling you never even thought possible! So without further a do, clear your throat and let singing begin! :radio:Eingefügtes BildEingefügtes BildEingefügtes Bild

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Vicechic84
:xmas:**12 MV DAYS OF CHRISTMAS**:xmas:(Originally entitled ~The 12 Days of Christmas~)On the first day of Christmas Crockett and Tubbs gave to me....(And) A peacock in a palm tree!(repeat chorus)2 Keys of Coke(repeat chorus)3 Lucky Strikes(repeat chorus)4 Snuff Flicks(repeat chorus)5 Homicides!(repeat chorus)6 Gators Snapping(repeat chorus)7 Stingers Stinging(repeat chorus)8 Keep Me Posteds(repeat chorus)9 Loan Sharks Loaning(repeat chorus)10 Pimps A Pimping(repeat chorus)11 Dealers Dealing(repeat chorus)12 Call Girls Calling(repeat chorus)Eingefügtes Bild

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Ferrariman

Frosty The Crack Head:xmas:**FROSTY THE CRACK HEAD**:xmas:(Sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")

Frosty the crack head was a jolly happy soul

Selling drugs and guns to almost anyone And to girls out on the stroll

Frosty the crack head was a scary man they say

He was full of blow but the skells all knowHow he came to be that way

There must have been some magic in That old crack pipe he found

And when he placed it in his mouthHe began to dance around

Frosty the crack head was as wired as he could be

And the cops all say he could go all dayRunning high on PCP

Eingefügtes Bild*PLEASE NOTE: No Snowmen were harmed in the making of this carol*

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Ferrariman

:xmas:**The Christmas Song**:xmas:(Sung to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire")

Bad guys threatening to open fire

Hot lead zipping past your nose

Wondering if it’s really time to retire

As the stress begins to show

Everybody knows these turkeys and the things they stole

Never make the season bright

Every cop here has his eyes on the goalOf busting someone bad tonight

They know that crooks are on the way

They’re bringing lots of guns and ammo to the fray

And every officer is going to tryTo bust anyone that tries to make a buy

And so we’re offering this one time deal

To criminals here both old and new

Inform on your partners give us names that are realOr else we throw the book at you

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Ferrariman

:xmas:**Do Some Blow**:xmas:(Sung to the tune of "Let It Snow")

Oh the shopping mall crowds are frightful

And the sales are so delightful

But I’d rather stay home than go

Do some blow! Do some blow! Do some blow!

I don’t have any plans of stopping

Unless I’m struck by lightning

So it’s back to the stuff I go

Do some blow! Do some blow! Do some blow!

When I finally say goodnight

It will be cause I’ve surely passed out

When I’m asked if I feel alrightI

’ll say that I’m wasted no doubt

Well my buzz is now slowly dyin’

But my brain is still a fryin’

Now excuse me I have to go

Do some blow! Do some blow! Do some blow!

 

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Ferrariman

:xmas:**Have Yourself A Merry Little Drug Deal** :xmas:(Sung to the tune of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas")

Have yourself a merry little drug deal  Keep it out of sight

From now on All dealings will be done at night

Have yourself a merry little drug deal Keep the cops at bay

From now on All dealings will be far away

Here we are as in olden days  Happy dealing days of yore

Faithful friends who all buy from us  Gather near to us for more

Through the years We all will be arrested If the fates allow   I’ll make that call to my attorney now

And have yourself a merry little drug deal nowEingefügtes Bild

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Ferrariman

:xmas:**Bright Pastels**:xmas:(Sung to the tune of "Silver Bells")

City sidewalks, busy sidewalksDressed in art deco style

In the airThere’s no feeling of Christmas

People drinking Women winking Giving smile after smile

And on every street corner you’ll see

Bright pastels, pink hotels It’s party time in Miami

There’s no snow, even though Soon it will be Christmas day

String bikinis And martinis Colored bright red and green As the party girls Join in the night life

See the palm trees Feel the cool breeze This is South Beach my friends And on every street corner you’ll see

Bright pastels, pink hotels It’s party time in Miami There’s no snow, even though Soon it will be Christmas dayEingefügtes Bild

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Ferrariman

:xmas:**White Christmas**:xmas:(What an appropriate title!)

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas

Just with a different kind of snow

Where the coke spoons glisten And junkies listen

To find where they can score some blow

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas  Another score would be just right

It would keep me merry all nightI hope all my Christmases are whiteEingefügtes Bild

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Ferrariman

:xmas:**Ferrari Wonderland**:xmas:(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Engines roar, are you listening

On the road, the car is glistening

A beautiful sight We’re happy tonight

Driving a Ferrari through the town

Blown away is the black car

Here to stay is the white car

We miss the top down  But we’ll never frown

Driving a Ferrari through the town

In Miami we can bust the snowman And pretend that he knows Calderone

We’ll say “are you dirty?”He’ll say “No man!”“I never pull a job when I’m alone”

Later on we’ll perspire

As we change a flat tire

We’re gonna be late For Rico’s hot date"Pushing" the Ferrari Through the townEingefügtes Bild

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Ferrariman

:xmas:**Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer** :xmas:

Rudolph the red-nosed Reindeer

Had a very stuffy nose

And if you ever saw him

You’d say he does too much blow

All of the other reindeer Used to say he was insane

They tried to help poor Rudolph Kick the habit of cocaine

Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to play

"Rudolph with your nose so bright""I’ve gotta try that stuff tonight"

“Now all the reindeer love me  Santa shouted out with glee

“Now we can cancel Christmas”“Snort some coke and watch TV”

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COOPER&BURNETT

How wonderfully creative you two!I sang them all outloud to myself.Now I'm in the CHRISTVICE spirit! :cheers::xmas:

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Maria714

Ferrariman!!!! :eek: Wow!!!! :eek: This is Awesome!!!!:clap::clap::thumbsup::thumbsup:I have had a ball just singing to these "Vice Styled Songs".You have done a spectacular job of turning these classics into "Miami Vice Works Of Art".:clap::clap::clap:Thank You So Much For Posting These!!!!MariaP.S.: Have you thought of getting together with Dadrian & maybe doing a "Miami Vice Christmas Album"?:confused:

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Danni Crockett

Ooh, this is fun!!Brew one too:***Silent night, fabulous night***(silent night, holy night)Silent night, fabulous night 
All is calm, all is bright 
No longer virgin, but feel like a child
Holy powder so tender and wildI'll sleep in heavenly peaceI'll sleep in heavenly peaceSilent night, glorious night
Shepherds quake out of sight
Glorious feelings like heaven afarThe perfect night to sing alleluiaAll of my future forlorn
All of my future forlornSilent night, wonderful nightWhiter than white, love's pure light 
Radiant beams from my satisfied faceWith the dawn of redeeming graceJust one more flake of that snow
Just one more flake of that snow

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