Vicechic84 Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 As we all know Christmas carols are synonymous with the season and here at .WS we've left no stone unturned to bring you the classics that make the season so much fun with our 'Very Vicey Christmas Carols'. But if you're looking to find the traditional songs you won't find them here. Oh the songs bear the same names we've grown up with year after year, and carry the same tune, but we've added that MV twist to each of them to create a entirely new take on the holidays. So if you've been poking around a back alley in the dark (and that's no fun unless your Milton Glanz searching for a new artistic project to set on fire. Yikes! ) come in out of the heat (it is Miami after all) and cool off by the A/C unit with these fun new versions of the old classics. Remember this is MV and we're going to show you a whole other world of caroling you never even thought possible! So without further a do, clear your throat and let singing begin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicechic84 Posted November 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 **12 MV DAYS OF CHRISTMAS**(Originally entitled ~The 12 Days of Christmas~)On the first day of Christmas Crockett and Tubbs gave to me....(And) A peacock in a palm tree!(repeat chorus)2 Keys of Coke(repeat chorus)3 Lucky Strikes(repeat chorus)4 Snuff Flicks(repeat chorus)5 Homicides!(repeat chorus)6 Gators Snapping(repeat chorus)7 Stingers Stinging(repeat chorus)8 Keep Me Posteds(repeat chorus)9 Loan Sharks Loaning(repeat chorus)10 Pimps A Pimping(repeat chorus)11 Dealers Dealing(repeat chorus)12 Call Girls Calling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ferrariman Posted November 27, 2009 Administrators Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 Frosty The Crack Head **FROSTY THE CRACK HEAD**(Sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman") Frosty the crack head was a jolly happy soul Selling drugs and guns to almost anyone And to girls out on the stroll Frosty the crack head was a scary man they say He was full of blow but the skells all know How he came to be that way There must have been some magic in That old crack pipe he found And when he placed it in his mouth He began to dance around Frosty the crack head was as wired as he could be And the cops all say he could go all day Running high on PCP *PL *PLEASE NOTE: No Snowmen were harmed in the making of this carol* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ferrariman Posted December 2, 2009 Administrators Report Share Posted December 2, 2009 **The Christmas Song**(Sung to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire") Bad guys threatening to open fire Hot lead zipping past your nose Wondering if it’s really time to retire As the stress begins to show Everybody knows these turkeys and the things they stole Never make the season bright Every cop here has his eyes on the goal Of busting someone bad tonight They know that crooks are on the way They’re bringing lots of guns and ammo to the fray And every officer is going to try To bust anyone that tries to make a buy And so we’re offering this one time deal To criminals here both old and new Inform on your partners give us names that are real Or else we throw the book at you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ferrariman Posted December 3, 2009 Administrators Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 **Do Some Blow**(Sung to the tune of "Let It Snow") Oh the shopping mall crowds are frightful And the sales are so delightful But I’d rather stay home than go Do some blow! Do some blow! Do some blow! I don’t have any plans of stopping Unless I’m struck by lightning So it’s back to the stuff I go Do some blow! Do some blow! Do some blow! When I finally say goodnight It will be cause I’ve surely passed out When I’m asked if I feel alrightI ’ll say that I’m wasted no doubt Well my buzz is now slowly dyin’ But my brain is still a fryin’ Now excuse me I have to go Do some blow! Do some blow! Do some blow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ferrariman Posted December 3, 2009 Administrators Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 **Have Yourself A Merry Little Drug Deal** (Sung to the tune of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas") Have yourself a merry little drug deal Keep it out of sight From now on All dealings will be done at night Have yourself a merry little drug deal Keep the cops at bay From now on All dealings will be far away Here we are as in olden days Happy dealing days of yore Faithful friends who all buy from us Gather near to us for more Through the years We all will be arrested If the fates allow I’ll make that call to my attorney now And have yourself a merry little drug deal now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ferrariman Posted December 4, 2009 Administrators Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 **Bright Pastels**(Sung to the tune of "Silver Bells") City sidewalks, busy sidewalks Dressed in art deco style In the air There’s no feeling of Christmas People drinking Women winking Giving smile after smile And on every street corner you’ll see Bright pastels, pink hotels It’s party time in Miami There’s no snow, even though Soon it will be Christmas day String bikinis And martinis Colored bright red and green As the party girls Join in the night life See the palm trees Feel the cool breeze This is South Beach my friends And on every street corner you’ll see Bright pastels, pink hotels It’s party time in Miami There’s no snow, even though Soon it will be Christmas day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ferrariman Posted December 4, 2009 Administrators Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 **White Christmas**(What an appropriate title!) I’m dreaming of a white Christmas Just with a different kind of snow Where the coke spoons glisten And junkies listen To find where they can score some blow I’m dreaming of a white Christmas Another score would be just right It would keep me merry all nightI hope all my Christmases are white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ferrariman Posted December 5, 2009 Administrators Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 **Ferrari Wonderland**(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland") Engines roar, are you listening On the road, the car is glistening A beautiful sight We’re happy tonight Driving a Ferrari through the town Blown away is the black car Here to stay is the white car We miss the top down But we’ll never frown Driving a Ferrari through the town In Miami we can bust the snowman And pretend that he knows Calderone We’ll say “are you dirty?”He’ll say “No man!”“I never pull a job when I’m alone” Later on we’ll perspire As we change a flat tire We’re gonna be late For Rico’s hot date Pushing" the Ferrari Through the town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ferrariman Posted December 5, 2009 Administrators Report Share Posted December 5, 2009 **Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer** Rudolph the red-nosed Reindeer Had a very stuffy nose And if you ever saw him You’d say he does too much blow All of the other reindeer Used to say he was insane They tried to help poor Rudolph Kick the habit of cocaine Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to play "Rudolph with your nose so bright""I’ve gotta try that stuff tonight" “Now all the reindeer love me Santa shouted out with glee “Now we can cancel Christmas”“Snort some coke and watch TV” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 How wonderfully creative you two!I sang them all outloud to myself.Now I'm in the CHRISTVICE spirit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria714 Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Ferrariman!!!! Wow!!!! This is Awesome!!!!:clap::thumbsup:I have had a ball just singing to these "Vice Styled Songs".You have done a spectacular job of turning these classics into "Miami Vice Works Of Art".:clap::clap:Thank You So Much For Posting These!!!!MariaP.S.: Have you thought of getting together with Dadrian & maybe doing a "Miami Vice Christmas Album"?:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danni Crockett Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Ooh, this is fun!!Brew one too:***Silent night, fabulous night***(silent night, holy night)Silent night, fabulous night All is calm, all is bright No longer virgin, but feel like a child Holy powder so tender and wildI'll sleep in heavenly peaceI'll sleep in heavenly peaceSilent night, glorious night Shepherds quake out of sight Glorious feelings like heaven afarThe perfect night to sing alleluiaAll of my future forlorn All of my future forlornSilent night, wonderful nightWhiter than white, love's pure light Radiant beams from my satisfied faceWith the dawn of redeeming graceJust one more flake of that snow Just one more flake of that snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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