Administrators Ferrariman Posted November 26, 2009 Administrators Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Presenting a new twist on an old classic! "Vice" Style!**T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS** T'was the night before Christmas, When all through the squad The Detectives were quickly beginning to nod The reports were filed neatly on Marty’s desk Cause there’d be hell to pay if we left it a mess! The dealers were nestled all snug in their beds While visions of clean money danced in their heads And Rico in Gucci and myself dressed in Boss Had just settled our brains for a quiet night off When out in the hall there arose such a clatter I jumped from my desk to see what was the matter Suspecting some trouble I dove to the ground Unholstered my weapon and chambered a round The moon lit the hallway with barely a glow Disguising the figures beginning to show When what to my eyes should appear through the fog But Izzy Moreno and eight tiny dogs! A master of schemes, so smooth and so slick! I knew if it’s Izzy this must be a trick! Surprised as I was, the dogs all seemed tame. And he whistled and shouted and called them by name! “Now Manny! Now Junior! Now Jaime! And Gino!” “On, Jorge! On Pepe! On Johnny and Tino!” “Behave jourselves eh? Or it’s back to the car!” “Hey Crockett I got a tip about a new drug war!” “Save it Moreno, my shifts almost done!” “Call Switek & Zito, let them have some fun.” I looked over at Rico and he gave me a grin “Ok, Moreno, it looks like we’re in” He led the way out to the alley in back Where we noticed a limo, so long and so black The door opened slowly making hardly a sound And out stepped the newest drug dealer in town He was dressed all in fur and he walked with a limp And our first impression was that he looked like a pimp A couple of henchmen were covering his back Cause he had this great fear he was gonna be whacked His teeth how they twinkled all speckled with gold And he looked at us both with a stare that’s ice cold He stood 7 feet tall and was big as a house And my trigger finger itched as he opened his mouth “Izzy has told me you guys are the best” “When it comes to busting crooks, you two never rest” “Help me this one time, I’m running a game” “On every other dealer who’s looking for fame” “I’ll give you them all…so what do you say?” “All I ask in return is you look the other way” “Well you’re right about one thing, we’re definitely the best” “So you can forget it pal! Cause you’re under arrest!” “Same goes for the rest of you, freeze where you are!” “Put your guns on the ground and your hands on the car!” They spoke not a word and went straight to their work Frisking and cuffing every single last jerk Izzy was startled at the turn of events His mouth hung wide open and his look was intense “Crockett & Tubbs, I don’t know what to say!” “Izzy, did you really think we’d play it his way?” We marched them all down to the holding cells Decorated for the holidays with garland and bells Sonny gave them a wink as the cell door slammed tight “Merry Christmas y'all, and to all a good night!” by ~Ferrariman~ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 I should read this in front of the family at Christvice dinner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2morgen Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Great rewriting of the song! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria714 Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Ferrariman, This is just TOO HYSTERICAL!!!!!:dance2:I Absolutely Love It!!!!:happy::clap:Thank You So Very Much For This!!!!I will be sharing it with my family this Christmas!!!!It' Just Great!!!!:happy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GatorElvis Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 Now that´s a Christmas Carol I can get behind! Great work, Ferrariman! Seasons Greetings to you and your family! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 That´s really great, Ferrariman!:clap: I love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny-Burnett Posted December 26, 2009 Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 Excellent, F-Man ---well-done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cageyJG Posted December 26, 2009 Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 :clap::clap::clap:Merry Vice-mas, everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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