T'was The Night Before Christmas


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Presenting a new twist on an old classic! "Vice" Style!**T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS**

T'was the night before Christmas, When all through the squad

The Detectives were quickly beginning to nod

The reports were filed neatly on Marty’s desk

Cause there’d be hell to pay if we left it a mess!

The dealers were nestled all snug in their beds

While visions of clean money danced in their heads

And Rico in Gucci and myself dressed in Boss

Had just settled our brains for a quiet night off

When out in the hall there arose such a clatter

I jumped from my desk to see what was the matter

Suspecting some trouble I dove to the ground

Unholstered my weapon and chambered a round

The moon lit the hallway with barely a glow

Disguising the figures beginning to show

When what to my eyes should appear through the fog

But Izzy Moreno and eight tiny dogs!

A master of schemes, so smooth and so slick!

I knew if it’s Izzy this must be a trick!

Surprised as I was, the dogs all seemed tame.

And he whistled and shouted and called them by name!

“Now Manny! Now Junior! Now Jaime! And Gino!”

“On, Jorge! On Pepe! On Johnny and Tino!”

“Behave jourselves eh? Or it’s back to the car!”

“Hey Crockett I got a tip about a new drug war!”

“Save it Moreno, my shifts almost done!”

“Call Switek & Zito, let them have some fun.”

I looked over at Rico and he gave me a grin

“Ok, Moreno, it looks like we’re in”

He led the way out to the alley in back

Where we noticed a limo, so long and so black

The door opened slowly making hardly a sound

And out stepped the newest drug dealer in town

He was dressed all in fur and he walked with a limp

And our first impression was that he looked like a pimp

A couple of henchmen were covering his back

Cause he had this great fear he was gonna be whacked

His teeth how they twinkled all speckled with gold

And he looked at us both with a stare that’s ice cold

He stood 7 feet tall and was big as a house

And my trigger finger itched as he opened his mouth

“Izzy has told me you guys are the best”

“When it comes to busting crooks, you two never rest”

“Help me this one time, I’m running a game”

“On every other dealer who’s looking for fame”

“I’ll give you them all…so what do you say?”

“All I ask in return is you look the other way”

“Well you’re right about one thing, we’re definitely the best”

“So you can forget it pal! Cause you’re under arrest!”

“Same goes for the rest of you, freeze where you are!”

“Put your guns on the ground and your hands on the car!”

They spoke not a word and went straight to their work

Frisking and cuffing every single last jerk

Izzy was startled at the turn of events

His mouth hung wide open and his look was intense

“Crockett & Tubbs, I don’t know what to say!”

“Izzy, did you really think we’d play it his way?”

We marched them all down to the holding cells

Decorated for the holidays with garland and bells

Sonny gave them a wink as the cell door slammed tight

“Merry Christmas y'all, and to all a good night!”

by ~Ferrariman~

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Ferrariman, This is just TOO HYSTERICAL!!!!!:dance2:I Absolutely Love It!!!!:happy::happy::clap::clap:Thank You So Very Much For This!!!!I will be sharing it with my family this Christmas!!!!It' Just Great!!!!:happy::happy:

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