maynard Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 as Hank Hill would say...:DMan's Penis Stuck in Stainless Steel PipePublished: 12:49PM GMT 07 Jan 2010Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused.So they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.They turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help in what a spokesman said was a ''delicate operation''.The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes.The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.The anxious man aged about 40 gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: ''Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.''It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.''It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again.'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agent 47 Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 It would be hilarious if this guy turned out to be married! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maynard Posted January 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 That would be a "hard" one to explain, "I tripped and fell on it, honey.":) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted January 9, 2010 Administrators Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 I've worked at a hospital for 18 years now. You wouldn't believe the things people do to themselves. :rolleyes:Had a similar situation happen a few years back where a guy came in with an inch long piece of metal conduit stuck on himself. He darn near lost it too! Bet he never did that again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny-Burnett Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 I'd love to hear how he explained this to his spouse or girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frey Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 OUCH! :eek: :eek:Reminds me of this story: http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2000-05.html"Hoover, NOBODY...... Does it like YOU!!!!!!!!" :sick:Not much to do in Jersy, Lou? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 It's not JUST the men guys, WOMEN have had to have embarrassing things REMOVED. I remember once reading about a coke bottle getting stuck, amoung other things....:)It's NOT just the guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maynard Posted January 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 It's not JUST the men guys' date=' WOMEN have had to have embarrassing things REMOVED. I remember once reading about a coke bottle getting stuck, amoung other things....:)It's NOT just the guys.[/quote']How did that commercial go, "A Coke and a smile!"...:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 How did that commercial go' date=' "A Coke and a smile!"...:D:D[/quote']It's a cherry coke. :D:D:clap::clap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agent 47 Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 The true moral of this news story:Never stick things where they are NOT wanted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frey Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Have A Coke and a smile!"...:D:DFixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt5 Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Fixed. Definately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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