Administrators timm525 Posted February 18, 2011 Administrators Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 This guy must have saw Coop's post on the hallow handled Rambo Knife and decided to one up it! :eek:Click ---> here During a routine body cavity search while booking a homeless man into the Sarasota County Jail, deputies pulled 30 items from his rectum, HeraldTribune.com reports. Among the items were a condom containing 17 pills, a cigarette, six matches, a flint, an empty syringe with an eraser over the needle, a lip balm container, an unused condom, a CVS receipt (we sure hope he wasn’t planning to return any of the items) and a paper coupon. Neil Lansing, 33, now faces additional charges of possessing a drug and a tobacco product inside the jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ferrariman Posted February 18, 2011 Administrators Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 What an @$$hole! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony D. Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 That's not fair....they're counting the 17 pills individually to make up the 30 items. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Now that he's in prison, he might have to get used to having condoms up his butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted February 18, 2011 Author Administrators Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 That's a lotta trust in an eraser! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maynard Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Lip balm? Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LNGLK Posted February 18, 2011 Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 During a routine body cavity search :sick:Oh my god! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted February 18, 2011 Author Administrators Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Had a guy at the hospital a few years ago come in with 800 bucks stashed in his rectum, loose, no baggie around it either. That's was some wallet system he had going there. :eek:He was however a pimp and drug dealer. Perhaps that was just his safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 Had a guy at the hospital a few years ago come in with 800 bucks stashed in his rectum' date=' loose, no baggie around it either. That's was some wallet system he had going there. :eek:He was however a pimp and drug dealer. Perhaps that was just his safe.[/quote']That safe was secure, because I sure as heck wouldn't have looked there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsEvanFreed Posted February 19, 2011 Report Share Posted February 19, 2011 what, no gerbil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 what' date=' no gerbil?[/quote']That reminds me about either a movie, or a comedian telling the story about his brother getting a cat removed from his rectum. The gerbil was the punchline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frey Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Now that he's in prison' date=' he might have to get used to having condoms up his butt. [/quote'] If the "un-used condom" is already in his rectum, I think it can be placed in the "used" category. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary1911A1 Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Now that he's in prison' date=' he might have to get used to having condoms up his butt. [/quote'] I bet he learned it in prison to begin with. It's a favorite area for contraband for inmates everywhere. I'm glad to be retired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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