sredd Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement UpstairsIN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.ON A CHURCH DOOR: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness.SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car!SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.SPOTTED ON A SIGN IN SCOTLAND: Eat here and you'll never live to regret it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Rich Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Here's a website with a lot more funny signs. Warning - NSFW. http://www.uncoached.com/2008/11/20/20-store-signs-that-you-just-cant-make-up/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frey Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 I was in Key West about 10 years ago and there was a meat shop called Wagner's Meat. Their slogan (which they even made bumper stickers for) was: YOU CAN'T BEAT WAGNER'S MEAT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinger390X Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Funniest one I ever saw...Hotel catering to skiers, Austria :NOT TO PERAMBULATE THE CORRIDORS IN THE HOURS OF REPOSE IN THE BOOTS OF ASCENSION.•For the comprehensionally impaired or the terminally myopic - translation - (for those of you not knowlegable in Ingleesh) Don't walk in the halls wearing your ski boots during sleeping hours.Wordsmith extrodinaire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Rich Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 For a good time:dance2:, head on down to: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinger390X Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 EXCELLENT!!! Nice find... hahahahahaahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Rich Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Enjoy the picnic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Rich Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 This is why city people should not move to the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gina_Calabrese Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Here's a road sign, if that counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dchan Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Having been tricked into paying extra and exorbitant fees that I never was supposed to pay, this is what I think the fine folks at Blockbuster are saying to me: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Rich Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Don't do anything: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Rich Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Having been tricked into paying extra and exorbitant fees that I never was supposed to pay' date=' this is what I think the fine folks at Blockbuster are saying to me:[/quote']Have any strong feelings about Starbucks ? (personally, I think their coffee, well, you know ...): Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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COOPER&BURNETT Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 That's just wrong. :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dchan Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Have any strong feelings about Starbucks ? (personally' date=' I think their coffee, well, you know ...):[/b']At their prices? I just wish there was a U and S in the word Coffee, and have just those two letters lit up. Dunkin Donuts forever!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dadrian Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 that's gotta suck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Rich Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Come on over ... and bend over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Rich Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Maybe they provide colonoscopy services ?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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