Administrators Ferrariman Posted November 23, 2009 Administrators Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 How come my dog thinks that the garbage man is stealing our stuff? Racecar spelled backwards is racecaR. Where would you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left him... Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new video? Neither has he... What do you call a Amish guy with his hand in a horse's ass? A mechanic... What's the difference between a drunk and a alcoholic? The drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings... How do you make a cat go "woof"? Cover it with gasoline, throw on a match...woof... What's the best thing about Alzheimer's disease? You can hide your own Easter eggs... Feel free to add... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandina Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 If you multiply 111.111.111 x 111.111.111 you get 12.345.678.987.654.321 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 I used spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony D. Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Poor Spot! :cry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted November 23, 2009 Administrators Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Good ones...except for the one about the cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 If you shoot a mime, do you use a silencer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandina Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Good ones...except for the one about the cat. +1 :evil:Good ones... except for the fact that I don't understand any of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 I hate when my foot falls asleep during the day, because that means it will be up all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maynard Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Would you rather have a frontal lobatomy or a bottle in front of ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gypsy Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 My watch stopped. It had to it´s been running all week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cageyJG Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gypsy Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Does a cottonfield shrink when it rains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ferrariman Posted November 23, 2009 Author Administrators Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Good ones...except for the one about the cat. That was my favorite one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gypsy Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Insanity is just a state of mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Rich Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new video? No' date=' have not seen it.Have you seen his Twitter page?:)I'm so bad :.)[img']http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/terminal01/2009/10/8/12/stevie-wonders-twitter-30369-1255018298-3.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Rich Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Just thinking about how much I like Fox Business Channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maynard Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 My watch stopped. It had to it´s been running all weekIts still right twice a day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Just thinking about how much I like Fox Business Channel. I'm going to watch it from now on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agent 47 Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 I just thought about something, Pam was looking at something backwards in her hand, what was it? A maP.Okay, maybe a little too corny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Rich Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 I'm going to watch it from now on! Yeah, but the Dow up to over 13,000?Huh? Something in the studio must have distracted them big time to have their numbers so out of whack??!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Rich Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 What your haircut says about you:http://www.holytaco.com/what-your-haircut-really-says-about-youI examined the list carefully to find my hairstyle. It's not on the list.I guess my hairstyle would say that I'm "Lost in The '80s". I'll call my hairstyle the "Sonny Crockett". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cageyJG Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Can this be the new shout box?My random thought the last few days is that - I'm in a season 3 kinda mood. Not too light and bubbly, not too dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony D. Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 What your haircut says about you:http://www.holytaco.com/what-your-haircut-really-says-about-youI examined the list carefully to find my hairstyle. It's not on the list.I guess my hairstyle would say that I'm "Lost in The '80s". I'll call my hairstyle the "Sonny Crockett". Mine is : Sonny Crockett/Nash Bridges Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maynard Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Mine is : Sonny Crockett/Nash Bridges Kinda like a Nash Crockett! Do you say Bubba or Pal? :)Decided to let mine grow out a little after watching Season 4---that out of work actor/director look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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