Tommy Vercetti Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Richie Rich Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 Never Too Early to Start Drinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tommy Vercetti Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Read their slogan out loud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miami Vice Pal! Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 sredd, funny pic above......haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sredd Posted February 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement UpstairsIN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.ON A CHURCH DOOR: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness.SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car!SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.SPOTTED ON A SIGN IN SCOTLAND: Eat here and you'll never live to regret it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Richie Rich Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Feel Good Story of The Day:Read the story (With video):"Kids with cancer are writing their names on pieces of paper and sticking them to the windows of the Dana Farber Cancer Institute. Steel workers are then spray-painting those names on the steel beams of the new 14-story Yawkey Center for Cancer Care being built next door." http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2009/02/21/steeling_their_courage/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shill Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted March 1, 2009 Administrators Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Shill, were you just in my front yard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted March 1, 2009 Administrators Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Feel Good Story of The Day:Read the story (With video):"Kids with cancer are writing their names on pieces of paper and sticking them to the windows of the Dana Farber Cancer Institute. Steel workers are then spray-painting those names on the steel beams of the new 14-story Yawkey Center for Cancer Care being built next door." http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2009/02/21/steeling_their_courage/Oh, and I thought the kids climbed up there and did that. I was gonna say they're some serious graffiti artists in that town! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shill Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Shill' date=' were you just in my front yard?[/quote']Well Timm, your 6,877 km away from me at the moment according to our statistics so no! Ho Ho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agent 47 Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 There is a sign in Florida that says: "Don't molest the alligators.", and, if it counts, there is a resteraunt named Lorenzo, it sits next to the dentistry, the signs almost line up to say "Lorenzo's Pizza, Pasta and Dentistry", on Silver Springs Boulevard, in the same plaza as the Big Lots, a place called "You-Kill-Them Pest Control" sits next to "Chinese Takeout". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted March 2, 2009 Administrators Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gina_Calabrese Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Now I don't get that one, someone want to explain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agent 47 Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Think about it this way, the top is a pro-life ad about not killing babies (ehich, if you don't know, start out with eggs.) the bottom shows the egg thinking of Mcdonalds.... you have to cook eggs for a eggmcmuffin, and the top is a pro-life ad about not destroying eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted March 2, 2009 Administrators Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 The top sign is a "pro-life/anti-abortion" sign. They are tying to say that by aborting the egg a baby is not born.The bottom sign is just the opposite. If the egg is not allow to hatch, a chicken will not be born. Instead the egg is eaten by us.The caption at the bottom that says "every egg's dream" means the egg wishes to be "aborted".See the joke now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina_Calabrese Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Ah, right. Thanks. Now I get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shill Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Nice new avatar Gina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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