Pandina Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 I've received this list from a job colleague in the United States.I found it interesting... but above all useful! :)1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. 2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. 3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.4. When investigating a noise downstairs in an old house, carry a flashlight, not a candle. 5. If your children speak to you in a language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice. 6. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, GET THE HELL OUT! 7. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits; JUST GET OUT! 8. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around. 9. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are female. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you. 10. Stay away from certain geographical locations, such as: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, anywhere in Texas where chainsaws are sold, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine (Bangor included!). 11. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house or hotel or motel to phone for help. 12. If you find out that your house had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, don’t pack… keep in mind that you're not gonna make it so... GET OUT! Happy Halloween!!! and have some chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsEvanFreed Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Great list, Happy Halloween everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 That was funny, and I love the picture!! :clap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheetah Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Really funny! :thumbsup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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