himenokuri Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 only one I can think of now that makes me LMAO Willie Wonka: Everything in this room is edible dear children, including me but that is called cannibalism , and thats wrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little miss dangerous Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 From the movie "What about Bob?"Bob Wiley: [speaking to workers in a mental hospital] Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... and so am I! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little miss dangerous Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 ShrekYou might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super-fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted June 7, 2008 Administrators Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 CaddyshackRodney Dangerfield."Hey, orange balls! I’ll have a box of those, gimmie a box of those naked lady tees, gimmie 2 of those, gimmie 6 of those. Oh, this is the worst looking hat I ever saw. Well you buy a hat like this I’ll bet you get a free bowl of soup. Huh? Oh, well it looks good on you though." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted June 7, 2008 Administrators Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 Fear City with Melanie Griffith as a nude dance.Fear City"...she so ugly it hurts my eyes...she couldn't give a hard on to a rapist..."Mike talking about the rather large and unattractive nude dancer the "agency" sent him to replace a very scared Melanie Griffith who did not show up for work due to a serial killer stalking them.PS: Great movie for seeing her half naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny-Burnett Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Pink PantherInspector Clouseau to woman: "Madam, does your dewg bite?"Woman shakes head no and Clouseau tries to pet the dog.Dog bites Clouseau. Clouseau: "I thought you said your dewg didn't bite"?Woman: "It's not my dewg". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted June 14, 2008 Administrators Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Clouseau's lines were the best.He was a class act. I have all his DVDs. Funniest slapstick I've ever seen."Obviously the man is crazier than anyone gives him the credits for."Clouseau talking about the escaped former chief inspector Dryfuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny-Burnett Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 I too am a big Clouseau fan ----best slapstick along of course with the Stooges. Loved the fights with Kato and dream sequence of Dreyfuss when jumps into pool of jello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted June 15, 2008 Administrators Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 I too am a big Clouseau fan ----best slapstick along of course with the Stooges. Loved the fights with Kato and dream sequence of Dreyfuss when jumps into pool of jello."What kind of bomb was it?Clouseau "The exploding kind" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny-Burnett Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Clouseau[Philippe Douvier just set up a trap for Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau and invited him to it with a phone call] Simone Le Gree: That's so obvious, he's bound to think it's a trap... Philippe Douvier: Yes, or it's so obvious that he's bound to think it can't be a trap. Cato: It's so obvious, it's bound to be a trap. Clouseau: That is why you'll never be a great detective, Cato. It's so obvious that it could not possibly be a trap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Vercetti Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 "What was the smartest thing ever to come out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's cock"- The Limey (1999) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VICEADDICT Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 The BestCome On.......did You Ever Consider A Job With Southern Law Enforcment? The Best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceman Cometh Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 "John ... Cock-toast-en ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Vercetti Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 TSexy Beast (2001)Don Logan: You've got very nice eyes. Never noticed ' before. They real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frey Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 As Good as it Gets (1997)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32cil3p55z4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ferrariman Posted August 22, 2008 Administrators Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 This is a great topic but we need to use a little discretion here. That last post was just a bit too vulgar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neworder Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 I thought it was quite amusing actually lolHere's one of my faves from Naked Gun 2 and a half;"You know, sometimes I envy you and Edna. You have the same person every day for over 30 years. You wake up, eat with her, sleep with her. Make love to the same woman. You spend every possible waking moment together, while I'm out running around with a bunch of 20-year-olds who only want a good time and cheap sex sex sex. Girls who can't say no. Girls who can't get enough. More, more, more. It's your turn now to wear the handcuffs..."SJB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dchan Posted August 22, 2008 Report Share Posted August 22, 2008 What, was it the curses strewn throughout or the general killing and violence? C'mon Ferrariman, you can't quote Commando without either.Alrighty then. Here's one from the last Dirty Harry movie, The Dead Pool.Some dude is threatening to set himself on fire. Harry and his friend are trying to talk him out of it:Harry Callahan: She's right. Oh, you can set yourself into a bonfire, we'll break out the marshmallows and the weenies, but you ain't gonna be on "News at Eleven". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ferrariman Posted August 23, 2008 Administrators Report Share Posted August 23, 2008 Much better thanks, and yes I am a fan of "Commando" but it's more fun to watch than to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Vercetti Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Chevy in National Lampoon's Vacation:I think you're all f**ked in the head. We're ten hours from the f**kin' fun park and you wanna bail out. Well I tell you something, this is no longer a vacation. It's a quest! It's a quest for fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricodubs Posted November 28, 2008 Report Share Posted November 28, 2008 Nick Nolte & Rip Torn in "Extreme Prejudice."The only thing worst than a politician is a child molester!"From Russia with love""As if I didn't have enough trouble." Trying to decide between which of the two women in the girl fight he wants to save."Calum Bey- "The girl left in hysterics!" Bond- "She found your technique to violent." Bond to Calum Bey after an attempt on Bey's life in the bedroom with a girlfriend."Sharky's Machine"You're a turd in the bottom of the toilet, and I've got my hand on the chain.Sharky,Burt Reynolds, to Vittorio Gassman's character Victor in a very public confrontation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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