Augusta Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 I could never understand how Crockett and Tubbs can drive around a city with sexy cars like those, and not get pestered by bystanders. Forget the crime-slime and the perps---the city folk are the most dangerous element around! A few years ago, I rented a car, just a 2018 Ford Mustang Convertible. Not my car, just a RENTAL. It was sort of Tangerine/Melon colored, so OK, it caught your attention as I park it somewhere in NY. Or park it somewhere in Connecticut. Or parked it---alright, it got attention wherever I parked it. But it got TOO MUCH (shhhhhh....horny) attention. It was like a 30-year old girl who no fault of her own was just given a generous bustline by Mother Nature, and works out at a Pilates gym so she's earned an admirable caboose, and one day she decides just to wear a snug tangerine colored sweater dress for the day. In NYC, what you can imagine would happen to THAT girl, happened to my rental car---Everywhere I stopped the car got touched or rubbed. First hour of my rental, I pulled over to make a call. This woman walking a dog (labradoodle?) walks past the car,... then walks BACK past the car a minute later,... then past one more time, then finally pulls her dog up behind the bumper of my car. I freaked for a second-wait, is she making her dog to do its business right behind the car. But NO, she's got out her cell phone, and she posed for a selfie with the car's caboose as her prop. Wha! Ha! First NIGHT, I had just picked up some take-home dinner, and was parked outside of KFC. A woman crossed the street and started staring at me. You know, staring... the way the woman looks at the two M&Ms in that commercial. She came around and yanked the door handle. TWICE. I had to shake my head---No Miss, this car is not an Uber. Have you convinced yourself that Uber sent a TANGERINE Mustang coup to collect you?! On my last rental day, I come back to the car in the parking lot, and find an 80-ish year old man, TALKING to the car. Talking to it! Not a hobo, neatly dressed,...but talking like it's a HER? Talking at first,... and then rubbing the back of his hand up and down her headlamps! EEEwww, what are you thinking---oh you rude, dirty ole' man. Get away from there---shoo! You'll make me want to wash the car---shoo! See? Same crimes that would happen to a lovely innocent girl, happen to a sexy car. Get pictured, groped, propositioned, and goosed on her beamers...all in one day. I don't know how Tubbs and Crockett did it.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicefan7777 Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 What the hell did he just say??? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadrian Posted March 15, 2022 Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 7 hours ago, Vicefan7777 said: What the hell did he just say??? The satforgess and the handoon rangoon. Keep up! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ferrariman Posted March 15, 2022 Administrators Report Share Posted March 15, 2022 Spring is coming! 1 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicefan7777 Posted March 30, 2022 Report Share Posted March 30, 2022 As an officially old dude, this fits what I feel at times. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ferrariman Posted March 31, 2022 Administrators Report Share Posted March 31, 2022 BTW. April Fool's is cancelled tomorrow. Keep your jokes to yourself because these last few years have already been hard. We're tired. Tomorrow is March 32nd! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadrian Posted April 1, 2022 Report Share Posted April 1, 2022 2 hours ago, Ferrariman said: Tomorrow is March 32nd! @Tony D. do we have any March 32nd birthdays? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Calderon Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 That moment when your soul leaves your body... galeri.animal-post-Ca7lAOOFZyl.mp4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Calderon Posted April 5, 2022 Report Share Posted April 5, 2022 "..I'm just an average man with an average life..." wildlife.adventuress-post-CbSlsS5KE57.mp4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Calderon Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 Me and the diet. focinhosbrasileiros-post-CcT5h44gVeL.mp4 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Calderon Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 You got the party favors? -there are 3ks in that boat... humorshow-post-CcT6X98F42L.mp4 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCBman Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 Regarding the "Turbo Encabulator", that guy deserves a medal of some sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airtommy Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 On 4/24/2022 at 11:13 AM, OCBman said: Regarding the "Turbo Encabulator", that guy deserves a medal of some sort. Apparently this is a running joke dating back to 1944! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbo_encabulator 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Calderon Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 I decided i wont shut the duck up. galeri.animal-post-CdHgcjDFZWo.mp4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr. Calderon Posted June 8, 2022 Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 The boyfriend Said tô the girlfriend: may i ejaculate in your ear? The girlfriend Said: but wouldnt i get deaf? The boyfriend Said: why? Did you get mute? Ps... dear admin, in case you think its a bad one, Just laugh and delete. Thank you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicefan7777 Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 (edited) https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=5262451423800807 Edited June 9, 2022 by Vicefan7777 . 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted June 9, 2022 Author Administrators Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 Dude that made me laugh so hard! So glad I didn’t take a sip of anything. I wasn’t expecting that to happen to that extreme. I mean all the way under. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wolfie1996 Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 10 hours ago, Vicefan7777 said: I love this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicefan7777 Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 This picture was taken in my community today. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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