COOPER&BURNETT Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Two scam artist ducks (Mallards I believe) stole my wallet while I was on vacation. This is obviously something they do as a team, and do as a living. This is the story: Here's the players. An unidentified Male and female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted June 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 This is the chick that actually picked my pocket, while the male started up a conversation, distracting me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted June 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Here's the male. He made small talk with me while she was picking my pocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted June 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Here's the lookouts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted June 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 When I caught her stealing it, I told them to give me my wallet back. The male got into my face. He told me he'd have to tie me up with DUCK tape. He also took my DOWN jacket too! I told them, "Hey! You have to give me my jacket back". The male turned to me and said, "Send me a BILL." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agent 47 Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 That fuzzy commie! I know him! It's Donald Duck! He has defected to the ruskies and is now stealing wallets to finance his borsht resteraunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted June 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Donald duck??? Why that MOTHERDUCKER........I've got a good mind to have him arrested for not wearing pants with his sailor suit top and hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agent 47 Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Donald duck??? Why that MOTHERDUCKER........I've got a good mind to have him arrested for not wearing pants with his sailor suit top and hat.Yeah! Donald Duck has gone quackers! He's nothing but a DUCKING commie! I hope they send him to jail for the rest of his DUCKING life! I hope you're reading, Donald! You MOTHERDUCKER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandina Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Your wallet stolen by two ducks. I'll laugh til 2010 that's guaranteed! This is the chick that actually picked my pocket' date=' while the male started up a conversation, distracting me.[/quote']Shouldn't it have been the other way around? :confused:The ducks obviously didn't know you enough.And what happened with your wallet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neworder Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 C & B, are you ok? This sounds like a hugely traumatic experience... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted June 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 It was sad. A sad experience. Who'd ever think that ducks would take my wallet and jacket. I'll never look at ducks the same way. I lost a lot of cash that day. They just flew off with it. ......laughing at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandina Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 They just flew off with it. ......laughing at me.WHAT??? I thought you were able to get your wallet back! I'll laugh til 2010 that's guaranteed! Sorry for laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted June 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 It's o.k. for laughing. However it was tramatic. How will I be able to trust another duck? :cry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandina Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 How will I be able to trust another duck? :cry:If it's roasted I think you can! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted June 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 I felt like roasting them. This caused me some trouble being walletless in a strange city. Those motherduckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinger390X Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 I hope you cancelled your credit cards or those ducks will by flying United first class for sure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frey Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 It's o.k. for laughing. However it was tramatic. How will I be able to trust another duck? :cry:I hope you don't have Aflactm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted June 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 AAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCC!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agent 47 Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 It's o.k. for laughing. However it was tramatic. How will I be able to trust another duck? :cry:i know the feeling Coop, I was attacked by a rooster once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted June 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 i know the feeling Coop' date=' I was attacked by a rooster once.[/quote']You were attacked by a rooster? That stupid cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agent 47 Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 You were attacked by a rooster? That stupid cock.I am not kidding about this (it's funny as hell as well), I was taking the trash out when I felt something hit me in the side of my foot and I heard a "kaw!", I look down to see this rooster standing there with an angry look on her face, so I try to walk off and it hitsd me in the back of my foot, so I just made a run for it back to the house with it chasing me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted June 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 I look down to see this rooster standing there with an angry look on her face' date=' QUOTE']Strange bird. However, if it's a rooser, it's a male. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agent 47 Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Strange bird. However, if it's a rooser, it's a male.He was a mean b***ard, I don't get why he chose me to attack. (I had KFC earlier that day though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted June 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 He was a mean b***ard' date=' I don't get why he chose me to attack. (I had KFC earlier that day though)[/quote']You ate his brother!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandina Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Squirrels, ducks, roosters.... you and agent47 please remember to stay AWAY from swans. They are dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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