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Another one is from "Down for the Count Part II". Near the beginning of the episode, when one of the investigators asks Switek whether he knew if Zito had a history of drug use (think that was the question), Switek responds with a serious "Go to hell". Very meaningful coming from the usually-comic Switek.

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I can't remember if this was in Glades or Missing Hours:Crockett to Tubbs: "I feel like I'm in the damned twilight zone."I think it was in Glades, but it belongs in Missing Hours! :D :D

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I liked the line in Glades where they were wondering through the forest and Tubbs says that he went to the botanical gardens in the Bronx and fed a Big Mac to a plant!That one always cracked me up. :clap:

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“You’re talking to a man who has withstood the finest interrogation techniques…electrical, mechanical, psychological…philosophical, European, domestic, commercial†(Izzy, Made For Each Other)

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There's a few from Definitely Miami that I like:“She’s too conservative for you.â€â€œI get these occasional urges for stability in my life.â€â€œThe better you get at this job, the more dangerous it becomes.†“You guys have really got it easy down here – tropical climate, beautiful scenery, laid back place – I could really get used to thisâ€

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Can't remember the episode...The baddie is a French Canadian and Larry and Stan apprehend him in a bar. Just as Stan catches him, he says "Qu'est-ce que c'est! Polly want a cracker?!"That made me laugh :D

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Another Stan one that I can't place - don't know the episode...Stan and Larry are in their van at night, and as the scene is ending, Stan says something like, "Is a frog's butt watertight?"Funny! :DAnyone know which episode it is?

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recently i like one i think the ep is "love at first sight"and dj and pmt are going down an alley and interupt a scumbag called choo choo?-dj"choo choo...baby?we catch you at a bad time?"-then the guy bolts!!!lol-it's just the way don says it to him-so cool.

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ancient thread, but oh well...:p

One of my favorite-ever quotes:

-Frank Malone: "And frankly, Lieutenant, I don't think I have to explain my actions to you."

-Castillo: "Even if you wanted to, I don't think you could."

 

The rare, but utterly deadly Castillo burn... :p

 

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"This is the 80s, Phil. Everybody takes drugs."

- Sarah McPhail in "Phil the Shill"

 

If you wanted to sum up the show at that point in one sentence, that would probably have been it :)

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On 9/5/2018 at 1:32 PM, Daytona74 said:

ancient thread, but oh well...:p

One of my favorite-ever quotes:

-Frank Malone: "And frankly, Lieutenant, I don't think I have to explain my actions to you."

-Castillo: "Even if you wanted to, I don't think you could."

 

The rare, but utterly deadly Castillo burn... :p

 

Great quote, but it's John Malone

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Viking Bikers: Crockett and Tubbs enter an apartment. The owner is wrapped up from head to toe like an insect in a sheet with a blood stain on it, tied to a column with a rope. Tubbs:“We can rule out suicide then“. Hilarious!

 

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