Chloe Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Well....Chloe you must be SQUEEKY clean then?Thats me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frey Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I wonder what these bagels taste like: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted September 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I wonder what these bagels taste like: I don't know, ...but I wanna eat it.I don't eat in much................I prefer to eat out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary1911A1 Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Thats me....If you ever need help with your back let me know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frey Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I don't know' date=' ...but I wanna eat it.I don't eat in much................I prefer to eat out. [/quote'] Here's another slogan for them: "Come Hungry......Leave Horny." ;)Although, I'm not so sure I want to know how they made the holes in their bagels! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Rich Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Chinese Cell Phone is Happy to See YouJust be careful when pushing the buttons, as it might get, ahh, "excited". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted September 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 [SIZE="4"">Chinese Cell Phone is Happy to See YouJust be careful when pushing the buttons' date=' as it might get, ahh, "excited". [img']http://brog.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/boner-mobile.jpgThat sure doesn't look right does it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted September 23, 2009 Administrators Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 I hope that isn't the mic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Rich Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 Katy Perry's B@@B HandlerI want this job. Wonder how many years of experience are needed to apply? I do have some years of experience, and a gentle touch .http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1215249/Katy-Perry-gets-wet-wild-set-new-video-clip.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted September 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Now you know what I do for a living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Rich Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Now you know what I do for a living.You west coast guys have life too good out there. All that sunshine and girls falling down at your feet is just not fair, I tell ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Rich Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Accidental DongHilarious stuff. I lol'ed. 'Accidental Dong' tracks all of those times when you feel perverted for seeing penises in everyday life. Don't worry, you pervs! You're not alone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Rich Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 No Oral Sex, Says Crash WaitressArticle here:http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2009/10/10/91575_ntnews.html?source=cmailerGreat photo caption - "Blown out of proportion". Be prepared for a really trashy article, with some of the most ridiculous & weird quotes I have ever seen in an actual news article. I won't quote them, as you will just have to read it and LOL yourself. They lived, so no "Darwin Award", but they are from Darwin. The town where it happened - appropriately "Humpty Doo". I swear I'm not making this stuff up. See for yourself. The "victim?":BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION: Waitress Allyson White says there was no oral sex prior to the crash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted October 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Yeah, the police misunderstood the driver when he said, "it was windy, and I got blown all over the road when I crashed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Rich Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Pants SexAn ad for pants, possibly. I think they are saying that if you aren't around, then chicks will make out with your pants, or something like that. Girls just love to make out with Von Rosen pants - that's their favorite. Then when they are done, you can smell the pants. I think that is the message from this ad - or least, that is the message I'm getting.Video here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVZm06EGvuwCopyranter's take on the ad:http://copyranter.blogspot.com/2009/10/man-woman-getting-it-on-man-takes-phone.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted November 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 7,329 Posts and counting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MV86 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Wow this thread is still going...a sex thread...never in my life:o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Rich Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 ...never in my life:oYeah - sex is overrated anyway.Toyota Ad for Pervertshttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/14/toyota-yaris-ad-pulled-af_n_391221.htmlToyota has been forced to pull a new advertisement in Australia following numerous accusations that the video was not only sexist but also making light of incest.The online ad' date=' entitled "Clean Getaways," is for the Toyota Yaris, and begins with a young man arriving to pick up his date and telling the girl's father at the door, "I'm here to take Jennifer's virginity out tonight." Includes lines as "I hope I haven't come too prematurely," "it has traction control for when it gets a bit slippery and wet," and "I'll have her on her back by 11, I promise."http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoDDtNpmbAc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted December 16, 2009 Administrators Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Anything to make a sale! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted December 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 [SIZE="4"">Toyota Ad for Pervertshttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/14/toyota-yaris-ad-pulled-af_n_391221.htmlToyota has been forced to pull a new advertisement in Australia following numerous accusations that the video was not only sexist but also making light of incest.The online ad' date=' entitled "Clean Getaways," is for the Toyota Yaris, and begins with a young man arriving to pick up his date and telling the girl's father at the door, "I'm here to take Jennifer's virginity out tonight." Includes lines as "I hope I haven't come too prematurely," "it has traction control for when it gets a bit slippery and wet," and "I'll have her on her back by 11, I promise."http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoDDtNpmbAcI own two Toyotas.....I wonder why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Rich Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 I own two Toyotas.....Always a good thing to make a clean getaway . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Rich Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 PROBLEM:"Car crash leaves woman turned on for sex 24 hours a day"http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2009/12/15/car-crash-leaves-woman-turned-on-for-sex-24-hours-a-day-115875-21898061/Mum Joleen Baughman's life is made hell by a car crash injury that left her constantly craving sex.The smash two years ago damaged a nerve in her pelvis which controls desire, so she becomes aroused by even the slightest movement - while vacuuming, sitting on a bus, etc.She said: "It's unbearable."SOLUTION:Can't believe no one else thought of it - I see it advertised on late night TV all the time. Cheap and easy to get too.https://www.vibratingmini.com/I love being the "Problem Solver" . I should write an advice column or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agent 47 Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 My favorite thread is back! YIPPIE! SKIPPIE!PROBLEM:"Car crash leaves woman turned on for sex 24 hours a day"http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2009/12/15/car-crash-leaves-woman-turned-on-for-sex-24-hours-a-day-115875-21898061/SOLUTION:Can't believe no one else thought of it - I see it advertised on late night TV all the time. Cheap and easy to get too.https://www.vibratingmini.com/I love being the "Problem Solver" . I should write an advice column or something.You're a genius Richie Rich, look foward to that column!;)By the way, I'm off to the Toyota dealership for ahh ... a test drive. (Sound of agent 47 getting in car and speeding off into the night) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COOPER&BURNETT Posted December 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Having "multiple" Toyotas are nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agent 47 Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Having "multiple" Toyotas are nice. Hmm, never thought of that Coop! (sound of agent 47 getting into big rig and driving off to the Toyota dealership for those multiple "Toyotas";)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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