C&B ATTACKED BY BLOODTHIRSTY, MONSTER SQUIRRELS!!


COOPER&BURNETT

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Just fix the economy while your at it, you can then wax all you want. (not that I don't mind being tied up in a lady's dungeon!)

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There will be no economy... we will own everything... so in that respect I guess we will fix it!

You still won't own me, because if you are a witch, I'm a genie! Straight from the Windex bottle as Dane Cook put it!"I am Windextor! I will clean your soul!"BWA!HAHAHAHAHA!
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I notice that things have gone a little quiet on this thread... is it because the squirrels have paid for our silence... or did I use a little too much wax?!?

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The SEX thread's slow right now too....perhaps the members here are busy doing it, and not reading or posting about it.

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I notice the importance you put on that thread... posting it in capitals... is that why we never get to see the head on your shoulders... you are actually a famous porn star?!?Only joking... Luv ya Babe xxx

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I notice the importance you put on that thread... posting it in capitals... is that why we never get to see the head on your shoulders... you are actually a famous porn star?!?Only joking... Luv ya Babe xxx

Ahhhhh.......you figured me out! Perhaps you've seen my work?
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No' date=' because I am sweet and innocent and... are you buying any of this?!?[/quote']Not a WORD. I'd bet you've seen porn before.;)You are sweet. In a Goth kind of way.
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Why do you not believe me (I just typed nut believe me... you are corrupting me!)

Now your under MY spell! :D:clap:
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Ahhhhh.......you figured me out! Perhaps you've seen my work?

COOPER&BURNETT aka. Coop "the troop" stars in another "adult" cinematic film ...."Body Of Evidence 2: Extra Vice Edition" .... I don't know much about porn so my titles suck.
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For those of you in the Mid-Atlantic, you'll get this joke, I think...C&B, yah need to send your pics into the HQ for "Try my Nuts." Maybe they'll give yah a free can of nuts to use for a commercial for them... ;)

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For those of you in the Mid-Atlantic' date=' you'll get this joke, I think...C&B, yah need to send your pics into the HQ for "Try my Nuts." Maybe they'll give yah a free can of nuts to use for a commercial for them... ;)[/quote']OMG......
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This is all going way way above my head... I said that I was sweet and innocent' date=' but did anyone believe me???[/quote']I believed you, lots of sweet women have dungeons were they wax somebody. (I tend to end up dating those type of women.)
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I believed you' date=' lots of sweet women have dungeons were they wax somebody. (I tend to end up dating those type of women.)[/quote']Warm wax is very therapeutic for arthritic joints...so i believe
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Warm wax is very therapeutic for arthritic joints...so i believe

I don't have arthritic joints where Morgana wants to put hot wax on me.
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I don't have arthritic joints where Morgana wants to put hot wax on me.

Look at the bright side, you would get to see what your chest looks like again.:)Sean Connery said the evacuation plan is still in effect just in case.:D
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Anyone would think that I was scary or something... (and yes, I know I just left the door open for all sorts of comments!)

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