Administrators timm525 Posted March 1, 2009 Author Administrators Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 "When I was 19' date=' I did a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out. It was a rifle shot in high wind. Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could have made that shot. It's the only thing I was ever good at."Name it![/quote']Martin Riggs to Roger in the original "Lethal Weapon"Correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Vercetti Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Another:Say, did you hear about the person of Polish persuasian who walked into a bar with a big ol' pile of sh!t in his hands and says 'Look what I almost stepped in' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadrian Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 raising arizona.my favorite comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Vercetti Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Bing! First shot right outta the box!http://a7.vox.com/6a00c2251e13128e1d00e398ac38ff0002-320piIt was Glenn ("Say, that reminds me...") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadrian Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 anyone recognize this:"Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Vercetti Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 That's from the first scene in Blade Runner with Brion James and Morgan Paull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadrian Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 do prefer the narrated or non-narrated version? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ferrariman Posted March 1, 2009 Administrators Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 After you've seen the narrated version enough times it automatically pops into your head when watching the unnarrated version. I personally prefer unnarrated letting the amazing scenes and music tell the story! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted March 1, 2009 Author Administrators Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 "Tell Victor that Ramon - -the fella he met about a week ago? - -tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man."Name it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny-Burnett Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 "Tell Victor that Ramon - -the fella he met about a week ago? - -tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today' date=' and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man."Name it![/quote']Eddie Murphy (Axel Foley) to maitre d in Beverly Hills Cop, one of my favorites from that era. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted March 1, 2009 Author Administrators Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Yep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted March 1, 2009 Author Administrators Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 "You want an itemized account? You took out two front doors, one front window, 12 feet of counter. Plus damages to the stock, plus one city vehicle totaled. Not to mention three hostages in the hospital, all of whom will probably sue the city."Name it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny-Burnett Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 "You want an itemized account? You took out two front doors' date=' one front window, 12 feet of counter. Plus damages to the stock, plus one city vehicle totaled. Not to mention three hostages in the hospital, all of whom will probably sue the city."Name it![/quote']Not sure but a guess is "Red Heat" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted March 1, 2009 Author Administrators Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 "You want an itemized account? You took out two front doors' date=' one front window, 12 feet of counter. Plus damages to the stock, plus one city vehicle totaled. Not to mention three hostages in the hospital, all of whom will probably sue the city."Name it![/quote']Not sure but a guess is "Red Heat" ?No, but it is an older cop movie, 1976. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny-Burnett Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Not sure but a guess is "Red Heat" ?No' date=' but it is an older cop movie, 1976.[/quote']Good hint, how could I forget Dirty Harry in "The Enforcer" as Capt McKay is lecturing him. Another good line from that movie:McKay: I'm transferring you to Personnel. Callahan: Personnel? That's for xxxholes! McKay: I was in Personnel for ten years. Callahan: Right.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny-Burnett Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Try this one"Forget this man, we ain't brothers, we ain't partners, and we ain't friends and if Ganz gets away with my money you're gonna be sorry you ever met me! " Response- "I'm already sorry". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted March 1, 2009 Author Administrators Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Eddie Murphy/Reggie Hammon in 48 Hrs. to Nick Nolte/Jack Kates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted March 1, 2009 Author Administrators Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 "Oh say can you see / By the dawn's early light / What so proudly we hail / In the twilight's last gleaming? / Whose bright stripes and broad stars / In the perilous night / For the ramparts we watched / uh, da-da-da-da-da-daaaa. / And the rocket's red glare / Lots of bombs in the air / Gave proof to the night / That we still had our flag. / Oh say does that flag banner wave / Over a-a-all that's free / And the home of the land / And the land of the - FREE! "Name it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny-Burnett Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Eddie Murphy/Reggie Hammon in 48 Hrs. to Nick Nolte/Jack Kates.Si, senor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny-Burnett Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 "Oh say can you see / By the dawn's early light / What so proudly we hail / In the twilight's last gleaming? / Whose bright stripes and broad stars / In the perilous night / For the ramparts we watched / uh' date=' da-da-da-da-da-daaaa. / And the rocket's red glare / Lots of bombs in the air / Gave proof to the night / That we still had our flag. / Oh say does that flag banner wave / Over a-a-all that's free / And the home of the land / And the land of the - FREE! "Name it![/quote']A guess, "Stripes" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted March 1, 2009 Author Administrators Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 No but it was one that was just as funny and goofy!Comedy. Think baseball at the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Vercetti Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 It's from Naked Gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators timm525 Posted March 2, 2009 Author Administrators Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 "Oh say can you see / By the dawn's early light / What so proudly we hail / In the twilight's last gleaming? / Whose bright stripes and broad stars / In the perilous night / For the ramparts we watched / uh' date=' da-da-da-da-da-daaaa. / And the rocket's red glare / Lots of bombs in the air / Gave proof to the night / That we still had our flag. / Oh say does that flag banner wave / Over a-a-all that's free / And the home of the land / And the land of the - FREE! "Name it![/quote']It's from Naked GunCorrect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Vercetti Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Another great national anthemn gag is in Slap Shot ("I'm listening to the f*ckin' song!") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agent 47 Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 How about this one: "You shoot me a dream and you'd better wake up and aplogize!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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